Seven months

Lisa and Mike try a skype date to celebrate their seven month anniversary. Lisa is in LA. Mike is in Sudan. It goes something like this:

Mike: “Happy (static)…”
Lisa: “Hello? Hello?? Can you hear me?”
Mike: “(static) I can (static) said (static) …versary.”
Lisa: “Honey, I only caught half of that. But in case you can hear me. Happy anniversary!”
Mike: “Hello? (static) we back? What (static) say?”
Lisa (taking deep breath and reminding herself that internet in Sudan, no matter how crappy, is a miracle): “I said…”
Mike: “(static) there?”

Best monthly anniversary celebration so far. Except for the other six.