Early mornings

Mike: “Do you like it when I pick on you before you’re completely awake?”

Lisa: “It’s a bit cruel – like tormenting a poor defenseless little animal.”

Mike: “Awww, and what kind of defenseless little animal would you like to be?”

Lisa: “A lion cub.”

Mike (laughing): “They are not defenseless!”

Lisa: “Yes they are, when they’re little. They just have a lot of … potential.”