To: Baby D.M. Current Residential Address: Your mother’s uterus. Dear Baby D.M., today is your due date. Pursuant to the provisions of all the laws of mammalian biology you are …
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A couple of days ago now I asked my facebook community a question. I do this regularly and it usually yields fascinating information (or at the very least some good …
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I haven’t been blogging as much as usual lately, I know. This is partly because Mum and Dad refuse to get a puppy, despite my constant pestering, so I am …
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I still remember the moment, about two months after we were married, when the cows made their first appearance in the discourse of our relationship. I can’t remember what we …